I came THAT close to messing my pants...
People who say they don't eat bacon most likely have a secret stash in a piano seat or something.
Unless a pig died for my gastronomic indulgence, it ain't bacon.
Alex Stroup - "I think the cardinal rule of home ownership is "If the house hasn't fallen down it is good enough and we'll probably move before it does."
- I think that's also called the Pressler approach.
... and if that doesn't make you want to see it yourself then you're boring.
How did a 17-year-old Jewish girl come to say, "Yeah, that Newt Gingrich. He speaks for me."
I called in useless.
Remember, Lashbear lives in our future!!!!!!!!
Whenever I make a sandwich at home and put lettuce on it, I feel like I'm stealing food from the rabbit.
We have no idea what it was, but I for one welcome our new insect overlords.
Ya can't make this stuff up!!!
Actually - it's the Russian Robots that offend us, if a human Russian wished to join us, we'd break out the Stoli
The dance card here isnt full, but it helps to not be a wallflower.
I am similarly agnostic about whether there are invisible phase-shifted evil robots in my bedroom closet just waiting for me to go to sleep tonight so that they could kill me.
Spitzer? I hardly know her.
Most people are just finding in it what they were already looking for.
The memory even tastes gross...
Remember to laugh. I hope that at the end of my life, that's the wisdom I have to offer.
You know, I think we need to propose a law that forbids anyone other than Catholics from using the word "prayer". After all, the word entered the English language from French at the beginning of the 14th century, and at that time Catholicism would have been the predominant religion, so clearly the word was never intended to apply to anything other than Catholic prayer.
At first I thought the guy was all business, but when he turned around, I realized he came to PARTY!
Marketing always gets the blame. That's ok, though. We can usually persuade ourselves out of it.
I like my asparagus like I like my men: Tender but firm, and wrapped in bacon.
The correct grammar would be "CANT HAZ!
From my great aunt: Only boring people get bored.
[quote=Ghoulish Delight;344886]No, I'm talking insects. The 6 mile long swarm I biked through on the way to work this morning.[/quote]
Protein. Ride with your mouth open.
(It's Nature's little Power Bar.)
