blah blah treason blah blah decapitated blah blah cemetaries, blah blah sphincter blah blah the ride has been ruined forever blah blah loved it hated it meh blah blah wire tapping blah blah  

  Sigh - No one gets decapitated anymore...  

  Interesting - but I wonder if the Government could seize it as US property, that would suck  

  The Lounge of Tomorrow -- where sooner or later every thread assesses the girthiness of someone's package.  

  I may have lost my soul but I'm not crazy...  

  Inserting another one will also make it wider.  

  So, why isn't there a "cents" sign on my keyboard anywhere. It could replace ~ or ^ which I rarely use. Wouldn't that be handy? It makes... no... cents... to me.  

  That Latte, a steaming hot cup of illicit sex...  

  (Bing Crosby sits by his fireplace in a smoking jacket with a mug of hot cider in one hand. A lit Christmas tree sits to his left.)
Bing: "Hello, friends. You know, nothing says Christmas like a giant rubber double-sided dong.  

  room? only room anywhere nearby was the outhouse...and that was DEFINITELY self serve
 

  I'm spending time discovering me, and you just can't find that in a lipgloss wand.  

  Most people are just finding in it what they were already looking for.  

  It's not the Don't Phunk with my heart nor is it the Finger Bang (bang bang) song by South Park.

I believe I've heard it on KROQ or JackFM.

I wish I could remember more of it.  

  How exactly does one get a power tool excited? Getting excited BY power tools I understand, but I do not know how to reciprocate.  

  The only tool necessary to assemble it is Kevy.  

  Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products.

 

  [QUOTE=lashbear;228080]...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MouseWife;228083]Wahooo!! If so, that means that I can cook!!
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[QUOTE=DreadPirateRoberts;228087]You've sprayed Leo with whip cream?[/QUOTE]

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  Is it supposed to go inside or outside my jockstrap?  

  I don't think this is close at all anymore. I think Obama has this in the bag  

  Oh dear sweet zombie jesus...... hell fvckin' no. Not another one. I'd rather have my pubic hair pulled out one by one with tweezers than sign up for anything twitter-esque.  

  Dude, there was NO BACON in that dream. How could it possibly be labeled "best dream evar" without some freaking bacon in it?  

  But I don't never cared for horses either so I know I'm not a girl.  

  I think I overdid it back in the 80's and 90's.  

  I <3 Alex.  

  Oof - okay, let's not call me Flippyshart.