I'm all about smiling.  

  I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.  

  I likes me some fire and swing sets...  

  Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.  

  I'd enjoy the red carpet proceedings much more with a paintball gun.  

  I'd name that kitty, "Wall of Cat  

  [quote=Latenite Tram Announcer]We hope you had a Magical Day here at the Disneyland Resort![/quote]
[quote=Tram Guest]Yeah, all my money disappeared.[/quote]


 

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;130309]Nothing personal BtD, but I hate you  

  Sure, blame it on the Pirate .  

  I prefer the little land poots vs one big roaring earth fart  

  I am also amused by people that are perfectly okay with being seen in a bikini, but are mortified is seen in their underwear. Specifically when the underwear covers MORE than the bikini!  

  I think of LoT as a nice peaceful country road where you can wave to people as they drive by in horse drawn carriages and sit and watch the sun set with people you care about, while Nirvanaman goes whizzing by at breakneck speed, in the dark, with no headlights, no pants drinking and no one cares.  

  My ass still hurts.

Hasn't been this painful since that night with Nirvanaman...  

  Which reminds me, I haven't seen my ferret since the last time scaeagles visited. Coincidence? I think not.  

  My mother was on pills this year because she was sick; she was on morphine for the first time. I said, "Let's play Coltrane! Finally you'll understand it.  

  No more chicken, no more cow,
Feed me friggin' bacon now!  

  You haven't really [second-] lived until you encounter the idiot wearing a prominent, badly-sculpted, rampant willie trying to make the cyber-secksies with you when you're wearing a dinosaur avatar. Hilarity.  

  Doesn't it get a little messy having a fornicating newspaper?  

  [QUOTE=innerSpaceman;228381]Oh, that's so weird. I was wondering why I was suddenly thinking of Harry Potter and when's the next movie on my way to work this morning.[/QUOTE]

InnerSpaceman, Internet Psychic!  

  I'm a real badass now.  

  I've tried to get a good pneumonic device to help me out, but to no avail.  

  I think it's realted to the economic mess.

To counter the effects of the crisis our Government has increased the amount of antidepressants in the water supply. Some people just have weird drug interactions from that...  

  The infant philosopher observes his reflected visage and asks of himself, "Goo?  

  Hometown Buffet and roadkill should never be in the same post  

  Happy Birthday UvaGirl. MIA since 2007.