If he takes that damn sign again, CALL SECURITY!  

  Its amazing how that and the Pirate water have the same aftertaste.  

  But someone has to scare the Yetti  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  ...even if you do have to mingle with the dingles!  

  He's goona get a birdie!

I never get a birdie.  

  Isn't the whole reason Disney is doing the Fairy Tale Weddings at ALL, money?  

  Bob. Bob the sailor. He's a friend of mine  

  Why is it always the one that can sleep in the car who wants to get on the road at 4:00am?  

  Welcome. Enjoy your stay. Make sure to get your shots.  

  I used to do drugs in the 80's.
Now I do them at any temperature.  

  ...oh I get it! It's a race!  

  I asked him if he was drinking water. "No. I had a rough day, so I needed something stronger. I am drinking juice.  

  I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.  

  [quote=lashbear]Guess what I'm bringing to Yosemite ?????[/quote]


Vegemite?  

  I'll take my shirt off right after I throw him my underwear with the rest of the media.  

  I think it's realted to the economic mess.

To counter the effects of the crisis our Government has increased the amount of antidepressants in the water supply. Some people just have weird drug interactions from that...  

  Tomorrow should be interesting.  

  Then you're doing it wrong. You need to practice your vomiting skills. A well performed vomit should sound more like "hu, hu, ugh, hhhrrrrrruuuwoooosh, oh god, god dammit, hhhhrrrrrrooowooosh".  

  If you're child is that fragile that a few second of squeak and bonk is harmful then you probably should just hit them in the head with a rock right now.  

  If I have to be stuck on a desert island with one composer it is going to be an attractive woman composer. Or one with an airplane.  

  Isn't there a M Night Shamalamadingdong film that fits in this genre?  

  Being shoved into a tube was my favorite part...  

  Nourish the Avians  

  The concept of my post worked much better in my brain...