Okay, this thread is inspiring me to finally add a new feature I've been keeping in the wings...stay tuned.
(If I don't wear underwear, my package is simply .... alarming. Ask anyone who's seen me in jeans on a commando day - - or, better yet, seen me in my red long johns of death!)
Running is not swanky.
All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.
Does this dress make my ass look fat?
~ Gemini Cricket
you my dear, need to chase some of your coworkers around with a claw hammer, throw several pounds of OPC (other peoples crap) out of that open window and have a latte' with your feet up.
The President and his team are lucky to have such an articulate troll to defend them in wonderfully creative non sequiturs. Bravo, Troll!
I would make a GREAT Transexual!
Apparently, he died of a beignet overdose... or at least that's what I've gathered so far.
Could you imagine? Eating a hamburger and then having a tiger maul you?
We loved bacon before bacon was a thing. We will continue loving bacon and inwardly smirk at the trendy bacon poseurs. And in the end, we will continue to have our bacon.
I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.
Make sure to take a dump first.
Surely you two can understand that when it comes to really important matters things just don't have any weight unless they're said by a man?
Now go bake me a cake.
Great news. There is nothing sadder to me in this world then a sick boob. May your wife's breasts continue to grow and prosper in good health. I believe its time to take them out and celebrate, preferably at the next meet! Huzzah!
I was having a crappy day at work today, until a group of old ladies got into an altercation in front of my window - it was the funniest thing I've ever seen, like an episode of Golden Girls gone horribly wrong.
The exact quote of Obama is,
I think it's realted to the economic mess.
To counter the effects of the crisis our Government has increased the amount of antidepressants in the water supply. Some people just have weird drug interactions from that...
Leo is my hero
[quote=innerSpaceman;249063]What is it you're marketing to the gays??[/quote]Yes on 8
There are other message boards???
I am done messing with Pricks, so I will use beef.
Kevin's To Do List
Why are people derailing a thread about queefing?!
Oh I hope so! Mine always comes out hard.
