that ride can get really long, especially if a shaft is not operating.  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.  

  Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.  

  What could this group possibly use more than a good Zookeeper!  

  I've had the pleasure of watching an egret eat a duckling whole on the Rivers of America.

Swoop, toss, snap, swallow. And it was gone.  

  Savory Euphamisms

4 Euphamisms
1 piece of toast
Anchovy Butter

Butter the toast with the Anchovy Butter.

Cut into triangle quadrants and place a Euphamism (smooth side down) on each toast triangle.

Best drink to serve with this would be a Black Canadian .

Serve your Savory Euphamisms at your next party and watch 'em snap them up !!!  

  You guys get stranger every day.


Don't ever change.  

  A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?  

  If it's juicy you'll remember it. If you don't remember it, it wasn't very juicy. If you don't remember it and it was juicy, then just smile and nod.  

  The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.  

  Indiana Jones and the Last Frigidaire  

  What's Cherny's BJ Like?  

  By voting early you miss out on all the "October Surprise" fun. What if it turns out your candidate is really a five headed hydra from the planet Garfarco? You'll feel pretty silly then.  

  There is not enough bleach in the world to wash that image away....  

  Please, don't question your gods, it reduces the beneficence level.  

  Hey, if you had 8 parasites trying to suck nutrients from you 24 hours day, you'd hide too.  

  ....and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

(offstage whispers)

huh?.....hat? are you sure?

(offstage whispers)


oh..ok. uh....please excuse me for a moment.  

  I know that you are running short of space in your Vulva.  

  So she bought some lube and injected it and thought that would work - and it didn't. Color me shocked.  

  Shampoo, rinse, shampoo, rinse, separate lather from soap, rub on body, rinse, remove clothes, shampoo hat, rinse.  

  I thought the floppiness made it more visually appealing.  

  (I'm a vampire's wet dream.)  

  Moonliner :I'm not sure I want to eat a Churro called a "Willie"
Snowflake:Looks great!