I was just poking. Feel free to remove it.  

  I think my socks were literally blown off.  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  I for one would like to see Alex and iSM have a Curmudgeon-off.  

  Reason 1,250,592 to not get married.

 

  The upside? I can always ride him to work if I should encounter car trouble.  

  This is a test, this is only a test. Had this been an actual theme park, you would have been directed to more fun and E-Ticket rides. This is only a test.  

  Whoever expects theme parks to be empty on a frigging holiday weekend needs to remove their heads from their dark dark anus.  

  Getting naked is NOT second base!  

  It is a sin to violate gods will. It is obvious that the Camp Chef Portable Oven from REI is an abomination in g-d's eyes.  

  There was a bar downtown called Mensa, but it failed - after it was renamed from Ego, which also failed.

Perhaps there's a lesson in that?  

  I let one slip in the backdoor that time  

  ML's small thing ... had double the chance of popping up ...  

  All my love, Pookie-wookie-diddle-bumpkins...

The Stoat XXX.  

  Are you insinuating that there is a possibility that some of my posts have been in some way suggestive?!?


 

  This thread has officially failed.

Go back to your damn earworm thread, you carpetbaggers!  

  I'd MUCH rather talk about dogs and cats than the fact that it's raining cats and dogs.  

  Ya just had to go there, didn't ya?  

  Porcupine balls are gross.  

  Put me in the fun camp  

  Visible SnowPug mojo!  

  We did a hole, and put a bucket.  

  I think I just LARPed in my pants.  

  Dammit Lisa! Stop going to the bathroom!  

  It's thge "Run, Scarf, & Barf Triathalon"!