People who say they don't eat bacon most likely have a secret stash in a piano seat or something.

 

  See, DisneyFan, the fogies are in full "in my day..." mode now. There's no ending it now until one of us recalls the invention of dirt so that we'd have something to play with.  

  corndogs wrapped in bacon... yummm!  

  Sux more balls than one of those armored carts at a driving range.  

  Cute guys read?  

  I called in useless.  

  Remember, Lashbear lives in our future!!!!!!!!  

  I think of LoT as a nice peaceful country road where you can wave to people as they drive by in horse drawn carriages and sit and watch the sun set with people you care about, while Nirvanaman goes whizzing by at breakneck speed, in the dark, with no headlights, no pants drinking and no one cares.  

  yes, Gemini Cricket, I am a size queen  

  room? only room anywhere nearby was the outhouse...and that was DEFINITELY self serve
 

  This is gonna be Finding Nemo's Astro Blasters. Bah.  

  (talking about Dr. Laura)

Good Lord. Who would want to listen to the homophobic rantings of a hate-inspired crusty old mummy who took mediocre nude pictures of her va-jay-jay that has haunted the internet since 1998? She's as appealing as a Coprophiliac's smile after sex.  

  Is it, in fact, possible to to disagree with a change to an attraction and not be accused of wanting Disneyland to be a museum? The word "purist" is also being used as if it's somehow a bad thing to not want parasites in one's glass of water.  

  My cum is part diet, part me.  

  I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!  

  I get paid, not by the number of times I write sphincter, but by the number of times I get someone else to write sphincter.  

  It's not the Don't Phunk with my heart nor is it the Finger Bang (bang bang) song by South Park.

I believe I've heard it on KROQ or JackFM.

I wish I could remember more of it.  

  Holy crap, I'm being killed by a Stoat!  

  My very first Pork was around 1980 I believe.  

  Yes, which compelled me to put my head in his crotch each time I pulled... And, I pulled it a lot that night.  

  rogain + viagra = republican  

  Talking to Aussie's is like talking to Telletubbies, isn't it?  

  Moonliner, that slacker  

  [QUOTE=innerSpaceman;279984]... intense boredom and endless delay that is the so-called Awards Ceremony.[/QUOTE]
Don't beat around the bush, iSM, tell me how you really feel.

Did you perhaps have any suggestions or do you just like to bitch?  

  So what is on the Gay Agenda for to-day? I hope grocery shopping, because we need milk.