This is why God made the dollar section at Target.
I thought this was gonna be about herpes.
The line starts here to take CoasterMatt outside and beat him senseless.
Party archeology is fun!
eh hoh you didit wan anyif dis.
Hey, don't go pissing on people's joy parades!
That's my job.
I mean, she almost hit me twice.
What a dinglecheese.
That Latte, a steaming hot cup of illicit sex...
Ya can't make this stuff up!!!
LongDongRuPaulRonJonJeremy....isn't he a drag queen porn star who is also a hair dresser currently involved in a law suit because he set it and forgot it?
Well, I guess scaeagles and I will be doing the catering. Is everyone ok with ham sandwiches?
They're sphincterrific!
Alex, come to the dark side- we have bacon!
No one is exempt from the call to find common ground.
The memory even tastes gross...
Yeah, stupid skank whore.
I prefer not having hair stuck in my teeth.
I am gay - aka the Receiver of Swollen Goods.
Here's something for the Quotes: I agree with Scaeagles.
If I last another 20 minutes, I will have gone the whole day without killing anyone. I consider this an accomplishment.
I scored another kilo of bacon from my meat dealer".
So, if Theo inherited certain, um 'assets' from his father, the Bris today should be classified as major surgery
The only privacy setting worth a damn on Facebook is the YAGE.
If your childhood Buzz went all Talky-Tina on you, you'd whip out a blowtorch and go all wrath-of-God on his ass real quick.
I prefer my undeveloped nations to remain undeveloped for my imperial pleasures
