Oh god, that poor, poor man. The sex can't possibly be worth living with 2 women.
I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?
Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?
A tear-smothered voice behind thecorndogwalker whispered, "Welcome".
To hell with your subpoenas, Congress, the White House interns serve at the pleasure of the President.
That's what a real man would have said.
Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.
No, I don't have any tribal tats. Tats are dirty and bespoil gods beautiful creation.
Yeah, but you'd have to move to Spokane. I care about you too much to do that to you.
I went. I saw. I danced. I jumped. I perspired. I had fun. I came home. I passed out.
To drive is human; to flatten SUVs, bovine.
If you don't walk away from this movie with a smile, your heart is as cold and black as the coal Santa's going to leave in your stocking.
DP [Disneyphile]- that's great! You have a pair again. 
scaeagles has some good points.
I'm no pagan, but I love a good ritual ...
Once again, nobody's quoting me....
Yabba Dabba Doo!
And a vagina smells NOTHING like a wet monkee.
nothings tops a birthday cake like a sactown squirt.
Dude, there was NO BACON in that dream. How could it possibly be labeled "best dream evar" without some freaking bacon in it?
Still, that is why we should have things like the pledge in school: to give kids to think about and overreact against so that they can eventually find their way towards the sacred, imaginary middle.
I love the Texas three way.
Kevin's To Do List
Captain EO is pretty cool. Everything is in 3D except Michael Jackson's nose.
Based on CPs diagnosis I was able to get a prescription for heroin this morning.
Another first world problem: Not being able to experience actual life horrors sufficient to prevent using hyperbolic comparisons to society level murderers.
