Running is not swanky.  

  Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?  

  Hell, it can be any time during the summer, and I'm 97.3% sure I can supply all the wood needed.  

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Awwwwww, kitten's first message!  

  I may experiment this weekend  

  Ooops- the cat's eaten it.  

  The boys down under are drunk on bacon again!  

  BlueErica, Euro and I are all sitting in our living room IMing with each other.  

  Actually - it's the Russian Robots that offend us, if a human Russian wished to join us, we'd break out the Stoli  

  Swine, pig whore, slut, trollop  

  It is something you need to take Penicillin for.  

  ISM - Curmudgeon AND Luddite!  

  Ladies and Gentlemen... I'm happy to report that the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned back on.  

  ... but Mickey needs balls!  

  I don't want to know what happens when a ferret acquires a taste for human penis.  

  [quote=Disneyphile;284672]Well, I know that MY queefs can bring people to tears.[/quote]

This is a rather startling public admission as to the hygienic integrity of your hoohaw. You might want to see a doctor as Wikipedia (font of all knowledge medical) tells me that a malodorous queef could be a sign of an undesirable connection between your vajayjay and your colon. In other words, there might be some buried toxic waste in your personal Love Canal, so to speak.

NOTE: Note, this post exists primarily to see if I can creep myself out.  

  The belly. Everybody touches the belly. Nobody touches the penis. Why is that?  

  So what is on the Gay Agenda for to-day? I hope grocery shopping, because we need milk.  

  I must agree. I see zero sense in making such a thing so readily available to the first feckless wanker with $200 burning a hole in his pocket.


(mine should arrive in 10-14 business days )  

  Steve is the kink of swank!  

  I don't know why my mind goes to places like this.  

  Nipples can wait. (It's the sequel to Heaven Can Wait.)  

  I don't see why one park has to be better than the other. I would kill for EITHER nearby. Be happy, people.  

  Go early, stay late, embrace the chaos.  

  Superstar Limo at least had its awfulness going for it as a point of interest.