Ribbed for her
Mickeylumbo. 
Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.
They had FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS and JET PACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mommy, I really want to see her naked.
So, speaking of Lindsey Lohan. I think I took the shaft with her a few weeks ago. Maybe???
Woooo that looks really gay. I'm in!
Interesting - but I wonder if the Government could seize it as US property, that would suck
OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!
When it comes to hot dogs, I'm like MickeyLumbo at a pool party: It's all beef or nothing.
Why does everything I whip leave me?
I love Dave Matthews, chewy brownies, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and Judi Dench.
...And penis. Gargantuan American penis.
The dance card here isnt full, but it helps to not be a wallflower.
I get toilet lust.
My mother was on pills this year because she was sick; she was on morphine for the first time. I said, "Let's play Coltrane! Finally you'll understand it.
It's not the Don't Phunk with my heart nor is it the Finger Bang (bang bang) song by South Park.
I believe I've heard it on KROQ or JackFM.
I wish I could remember more of it.
I must be pretty immature because I cannot see BS without giggling.
Wow, i'm agreeing with scaeagles. Someone fetch me my blood pressure medicine.
(he says i'm cuddly and fluffy)
That's ok, the OED has acknowledged that whom has disappeared from spoken English.
But if you remember to use it when following a preposition ("to whom shall I deliver the letter", "before whom must I bow", "upon whom did the porn star ejaculate copiously") then you'll understand it better than 95% of the population.
I feel compelled to correct them when they use mute instead of moot. "That's a mute point" they say... and I want to ask if the point was verbal before or if this is something new. 
Nothing is good.
I agree Moonliner.
Hayao Miyazaki on the iPad: "It's disgusting. On trains, the number of those people doing that strange masturbation-like gesture is multiplying.
