Scrolling to see any of the actual content of the page is aggravating. Time to bookmark the "New Posts" page.  

  That's not OLD, that's prime  

  fax me, fax me, fax me good.  

  I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-Beams glitter, near the Tanhauser Gate. All those...moments, will be lost in time; like tears in rain. Time to die.  

  Hey, don't go pissing on people's joy parades!

That's my job.  

  Why does everything I whip leave me?  

  I have over 20 pair in my closet - just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  Alex, come to the dark side- we have bacon!  

  Yes, but I understand your labia are spectacular  

  Finally a home with Disney friends  

  What about the porn?  

  You didn't show your work.  

  I assume that a Vladimir Putin is the opposite of a Vladimir Pullout.

If your dick's name is Vladimir.  

  Ladies and Gentlemen... I'm happy to report that the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned back on.  

  I've always found "enculer" to be amusing (not irl, sorry boys)  

  Oh hell, a butterfly flapping its wings in the desert breaks Indy  

  Keep your butter cold!  

  I suggest a large penis.  

  What if I wear scuba gear to the supermarket, and start yelling "HELLO THERE!" to the lobsters in the tank? THAT's why I stick with the pajamas now.  

  [s]top halfway through the governor's name and add a potato.  

  It's 110 degrees here. I may put a slice of lime in my gin and tonic and call it a fruit salad.  

  [QUOTE=Alex;309242]Sadly that wouldn't work for me either. I'm a bacon atheist as well.[/QUOTE]

Really? What about the Easter Bunny? Or Columbus?

How about Cleveland or Cincinnati? WHAT ABOUT TOLEDO?!?  

  Thank God for Pink.  

  [quote=€uroMeinke;347002]My understanding is rapture is Saturday, the actual end of the world doesn't come until October 21 - so we should have a good couple months without annoying Christian's coming to your door, or forcing their moral values on you. I think it'll be a great few months, despite the earthquakes, volcanoes, typhoons, and such.[/quote]


So, when the people come to the door on Sunday (as they are won to do) we should answer and say "So, you're still here? You were WRONG!".  

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