Scrolling to see any of the actual content of the page is aggravating. Time to bookmark the "New Posts" page.  

  That's not OLD, that's prime  

  fax me, fax me, fax me good.  

  I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-Beams glitter, near the Tanhauser Gate. All those...moments, will be lost in time; like tears in rain. Time to die.  

  Hey, don't go pissing on people's joy parades!

That's my job.  

  Why does everything I whip leave me?  

  I have over 20 pair in my closet - just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes  

  Alex, come to the dark side- we have bacon!  

  I find myself becoming more and more libertarian in my thinking. I just hate the government telling people what they can and can not do. I also hate the government telling organizations what they can and can not do. I have oft fallen into the trap of government intervention as acceptable in cases that I think are OK or moral or whatever.

I think the government nanny state is a product of power hungry politicians, people who expect life to be fair, and people who won't take responsibility for their own actions. The concept of victimless crime i find more and more reprehensible.

I will never visit a hooker, but why outlaw it? I won't do drugs, but shouldn't an adult have that option? I doubt I'll be selling a kidney any time soon, but it's my freakin' kidney and I should be allowed to do with it as I please.

Leave people to make choices even if they are potentially harmful. Government can intervene if if it becomes harmful to others. An adults need to take the responsibility and/or consequences for their actions without whining that the government isn't providing enough for them.  

  Finally a home with Disney friends  

  [QUOTE=lashbear;228080]...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MouseWife;228083]Wahooo!! If so, that means that I can cook!!
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[QUOTE=DreadPirateRoberts;228087]You've sprayed Leo with whip cream?[/QUOTE]

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  What about the porn?  

  You didn't show your work.  

  I assume that a Vladimir Putin is the opposite of a Vladimir Pullout.

If your dick's name is Vladimir.  

  Ladies and Gentlemen... I'm happy to report that the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned back on.  

  I've always found "enculer" to be amusing (not irl, sorry boys)  

  Oh hell, a butterfly flapping its wings in the desert breaks Indy  

  Keep your butter cold!  

  I suggest a large penis.  

  What if I wear scuba gear to the supermarket, and start yelling "HELLO THERE!" to the lobsters in the tank? THAT's why I stick with the pajamas now.  

  [s]top halfway through the governor's name and add a potato.  

  It's 110 degrees here. I may put a slice of lime in my gin and tonic and call it a fruit salad.  

  [QUOTE=Alex;309242]Sadly that wouldn't work for me either. I'm a bacon atheist as well.[/QUOTE]

Really? What about the Easter Bunny? Or Columbus?

How about Cleveland or Cincinnati? WHAT ABOUT TOLEDO?!?  

  Thank God for Pink.  

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