My Mac doesn't have a phone corn, do I have no dial-up capacity.
You haven't lived until you've nursed a transformer.
Is this the right trajectory?
Scrolling to see any of the actual content of the page is aggravating. Time to bookmark the "New Posts" page.
Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
Closure would be good. Truth would be better.
When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic".
that ride can get really long, especially if a shaft is not operating.
I was just poking. Feel free to remove it.
I came THAT close to messing my pants...
Okay, this thread is inspiring me to finally add a new feature I've been keeping in the wings...stay tuned.
One day I'll be able to get up in front of all my friends
Just forward those on to me. I've been looking for a larger penis.
Thanks to the miracles of science, I have the sphincter of a 20 year old.
My sphincter is doing quite well, thank you.
Perhaps it's so you can alert the pilot to the gremlin on the wing.
New MousePod coming soon. - me
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the
black flag, and begin slitting throats.
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for;
as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
If they were hot and you didn't do anything, that's probably a sin.
When you fall on your face you're still moving forward.
It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.
I got hurt at work...
