I was at Safeway the other day too. I had only 4 items and was just hopping into the fast lane when some guy with a crazed look about him shows me his 1 item and pretty much jumps in front of me(I guess he just assumed that since he only had one item it was ok to line jump....whatever). He gets up to the cashier, starts rapping his fingers rapidly on the counter and asks her, not too nicely, "where are the .33 cent candy bars?" She tells him and he leaves the line, comes back with 6 bars(he was quick, but still...
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Piece of work.