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Originally Posted by zapppop
There are tentative 'soft openings' for Believe In Holiday Magic on Wednesday and Thursday next week.
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What the hell is a fireworks soft opening? Are they opening the sky for your viewing pleasure? Why not call it a "preview"?
Voice of God:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, we are sorry, but the fireworks you have been viewing are not quite in their finished form even though we've been showing this same exact fireworks show over the last few years. Everyone, please close your eyes and do NOT, I repeat, do NOT look at the night sky until I announce that correct fireworks are fully operational and exploding. Thank you."
