I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
Clarence Darrow
(Interesting tidbit....Darrow defended the men who killed my great-grandfather.....and they got off.

Damn that man was good.)
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.