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					Originally Posted by  Alex Stroup
					 
				 
				(But I think it is ridiculous to use a Bible as well. If history has shown us anything it is that sacred texts hold no power in preventing people from lying or behaving inappropriately. They might as well use a magic rock imbued with the power of Ramba to smite you with boils should you misbehave). 
			
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 I couldn't agree more.
My personal preference would be to be sworn in using a Mad magazine.