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Originally Posted by mistyisjafo
Not only is it an artform but it's also a form of a workout.
What will they think up next?
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Hopefully a way to weed out the girls who just shouldn't doing it. The last time I went to a strip club*, the first girl we saw was about 5-6 months pregnant (there may be fetishists out there for whom that might be nice, but not what I want to see in a stripper**) and the last girl we saw had what I would describe as double breasts
Ya know what a double chin looks like? Her boobs looked like that. Probably one of the worst boob jobs I've ever seen.
* It was about four years ago. It was for Susan's Aunt's fiance (now husband). My father-in-law was there. Kind of hard to get into things when your FIL is sitting two chairs over. Also, it was at the
Flamingo Theatre on Ball Road, which I think is the closest strip club to Disneyland.
** I am NOT saying pregnant women aren't beautiful - actually, I think the opposite is true. It just is not what I wanted to see on a stripper (especially one who really didn't look like she wanted to be doing this).