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Originally Posted by wendybeth
You know, my mom almost named me Dawn. I often wonder what my life would have been like, had she done so.  |
Well.....let me tell you. Your husband's friends could tease him OFTEN, thinking they are the funniest people ever when they say the following:
"What's it like waking up with the crack of Dawn everyday?"
I can not even TELL you how many times I've heard that one!!! Holy crap! Courtney's middle name is Dawn because of my Dawndee friend. If Dawn is ever able to have kids (fingers crossed.....been trying forever) her girlie's middle name is going to be Claire. Hee hee giggle giggle.
Okay, WHAT were we talking about again?
Oh.....July 17th.....blah blah blah.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.