[Prudence]

And this is why we're considering home schooling, should we ever manage to spawn. I don't understand why it's totally okay for me to have to listen to other people's rap music, view other people's thongs, and endure screeching knee-high hellions careening around every corner, but the sight of a Christmas tree or sound of a carol might cause someone of a different (or no) religion to spontaneously combust.