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So, I read the title to this thread and I think of the old Confucious joke, switch out "crackers" for "Fortune Cookie," and get, "Confucious say, 'Man who eat fortune cookie in bed have crumby sleep.' "
But, every third Saturday, or so, we have Chinese food between shows at the theatre. Imagine 15 or 20 actors all being oh-so-clever with the "in bed" gag. Almost makes you want to switch to almond cookies (which I looove) - sheesh.
So, here's the one that resides in my wallet: YOU WILL BE SUCCESSFUL IN A BUSINESS OF YOUR OWN (in bed.) PEKING NOODLE CO.
Toot toot!
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Does anyone still wear a hat? 
Last edited by Gn2Dlnd : 02-17-2005 at 03:00 PM.
Reason: to note that this was my post #222, say it aloud with the Commodore "Toot-Toot-Toooooo!"
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