Greggers, I'll be happy to rehash the minutiae of every Survivor episode with you again!!!

It's a HUGE event in our family tonight! The kids have been looking forward to it for months and months.....and months. It's our only family night TV show, so it's a big deal.
I'll be back tonight or tomorrow to piss and moan.....and then I'll do it again next week and the next week.....every single week for months.

Wish I didn't have to be so addicted to this damn show. And I wish I could actually start liking some of the players again....maybe this season. Maybe.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.