I have a couple taped to my cubicle. One says "You will witness a miracle today." I mean, holy crap, that's gotta be the most fortune-y of fortunes I've ever gotten. Absolutely NOTHING memorable happened that day, however.
Perhaps it's a lesson that every day we exist is a miracle? :vomit:
My other one says something like "You will step on the soil of many countries." I like that one.
