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"I'll always Beat you, Beat you, Beat you".... Hehehe. High Camp indeed.
"Hello, ziss is paris france, calling for mrs joan crawfurd, is she thurr?...... Hello, Ms Crawford, don't hang up, you've angered me, and when you anger me you anger the telephone company and all the power to tie up your lines for the next ten years... You have [forgot the number] lines with us and unless you return my dime pronto, I'm going to pull your plugs, a six-pack at a time until... Oh, by courier, how nice. And can you hurry? I'm just dying for a coke."
...with apologies to Lily Tomlin.
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I *Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with. 
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