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Rubber Dickie, you're the one,
you make bed-time lots of fun,
Rubber Dickie I'm awfully fond of yooooou, Poo poo, dee doo.
Rubber Dickie, joy of joys,
Switch you on and you make noise,
Ribber Dickie you're my very best friend it's truuuuuue.
Every night as I
stumble right to the boudoir,
I see a lil' cousin who's
cute and buzzin' and Woo-hah!! (Buzz-A-Buzz-Buzzy)
Rubber Dickie, you're divine,
I'm so lucky that you're mine,
Rubber Dickie I'm awfully taken,
When I use you my bed is a shakin'
Rubber Dickie I'm awfully foooooooooond,
of you.
....With apologies to Jim Henson and Ernie.
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I *Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with. 
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