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Old 01-09-2007, 11:46 AM   #3
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Originally Posted by Disneyphile View Post
Ken had to report for jury duty this morning, but we really want him to be excused, because Target doesn't pay for it, and the financial impact of him not being paid would really suck.

So, he decided to show up wearing black pants, his button-down Azkaban shirt (complete with "inmate number" on the front), and a really large black pentacle pendant that I found last year in Tijuana. If it hadn't been 80 degrees outside, he also would have worn his black velvet longcoat, and did the whole "interview with a vampire" image. We're hoping it works. (Although, I just now realize I forgot to have him take a copy of the "Necronomicon" with him - that might have sealed the deal alone.)

What creative things have you done to get excused?

I understand that liberal use of the word "Redrum" on the jury questionnaire can get you out of jury duty.

Also a simple request to the judge requesting to be placed on a trial with a defendant that's black,hispanic,jewish, christian or <insert your choice of race or religion>, cuz everyone knows them type is always guilty should do the trick.

Best of luck to FP in avoiding his civic duty
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