Crap. I haven't had a crush in eons. Years. Needs to be rectified immediately. Sure, my Starbucks guy is beyond hot in his Hobbit-reading, dark-haired, dark-eyed, excellent-latte-making way, but even he hasn't captured my imagination or caused me to flirt. Darn.
My sister's fiance's friend's brother has a crush on me that's a little uncomfortable at times...he's a cranky curmudgeon and will only leave the house if I'm going with the group somewhere.
He's cute, but damn, the man has issues, hates half of Jon-Erik and Sarah's friends and he's always so freaking negative and grumpy. I couldn't crush on him if I tried, but I'm flattered by his affections.
I need a crush!
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.