[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by DisneyFan25863

If I fall really hard for someone, the LAST thing I would do is introduce her to you guys. Instant relationship breaker there



"Oh yea, by the way, I talk with a bunch of middle-aged people on a Disney discussion board. Want to go meet them?"

I have what I call "Ally's Instant Relationship Breakers Pop Quiz". It's only one question, and it's pretty simple.

Pick the one which would qualify as an instant relationship breaker, or painful truth you couldn't overlook:

*Hi! I'm a Capricorn whose hobbies include Klu Klux Klanning and long walks on the beach.
*You might recognize me from my illustrious film career. Are you a fan of gang bang erotica?
*If it wasn't for rape I'd never get laid!
*My name is O.J.
*I'm fortunate enough to be friends with the most welcoming bunch of amazing people I've ever met! We share a mutual love of all things Disney, and we have the most fun adventures on our very own Message Board that allows us to share in that common interest and keep in touch with each other!

Okay, which one doesn't belong? (Gang bang fans, put your hands down! This quiz ain't for you! )

The most important factor in any relationship is honesty. Ask anybody. (Guys? Do you back me up on that? ) Meeting us is not the instant relationship breaker. Hiding who you truly are and being ashamed of that, or your friends, usually does the trick. And you have no reason to be ashamed. I'm sure your'e a pretty terrific person. (I mean, you post here, right? )

NO girl is worth that. No person is worth that. Never stress to impress, because who you are is pretty impressive already.

Sigh. But what do I know? I'm a middle-aged 32 year old broad.