This seems to be the month for severed man-parts:
Flushed
"Shell said investigators determined that the two had argued over a pending break-up. At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed."
Helloooo??? He let her tie him up, after telling her they were going to break up.
Still, it's pretty amazing they were able to re-attach it......