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Originally Posted by flippyshark
February is official "Severed Johnson Month" eh? I can't wait for the commemorative postage stamp.
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And the greeting cards!
Dear Grandma,
Wishing you and Grandpa a special connection with one another at this time as we celebrate Severed Johnsons Month. You're both on my mind and in my heart today and everyday, much like a severed penis would be.
Your Loving Grand-daughter,
Claire
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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