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Originally Posted by JWBear
Why has every batsh*t crazy person in North Orange County decided to come in to my office today? What higher being have I offended?
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Anybody as crazy as the guy I had to deal with about 20 minutes ago...
Crazy person - "Where do I get tickets for Spongebob?"
me - "Spongebob will be out in about half an hour, in front of the Nickelodeon Blast Zone, he'll be happy to see you, no tickets necessary."
Crazy person - "No, no, Where do I get tickets to see Spongebob taped?"
me - I've got a witness to this - "Bikini Bottom is under the sea, so I don't think they let people watch the show being made"
Crazy person - "Where's Bikini Bottom?"
me - "It's where SpongeBob lives"
Crazy person - "That's here, right?"
me - "No, I'm sorry, sir."
The dude turns to his family and says "This guy doesn't want to help"
Then asks my coworker if she'll be any more cooperative than me.
At just the right moment, Spongebob walks by on his way to his meet and greet spot.
The Crazy Family runs after him, and nearly knocks him over on the wet pavers.
