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Originally Posted by DreadPirateRoberts
Nice pictures. What's the story behind "Somewhere Behind this Grid Lies My Hat - There She Goes" ?
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I was tricked onto Mulholland Madness which triggered a serries of unfortunate events:
- The Crotch Horn - Perhaps if I had a clitoris, this seating feature might have made the ride more enjoyable, for clearly this was not designed to be used with testicles
- The Dip - Switchback Switchback Switchback - the ride became predictable until the dip which casued my hat to swiftly depart the top of my head. "There goes the hat," I said, but no one believed me till we were out
- Man Bags and Netting - hard enough pulling out my freakishly long thighs out of the vehicle while trying to keep the boys away from the crotch horn was no easy feat - add the netting of the personal affects holder, which clung to various zippers and buckles of my man bag (or Satchel if you will) , the ride had to be stopped to free me, but wasn't stopped long enough to let someone retrieve my hat.
- The Grate - Since the hat didn't land on the track, but below it - the ride must go on - but I could get my hat back at Lost & Found after the park closes. And so off trhe ride, I could see my hat, but the grate prevented bot its retrieval as well as its capture on camera.
And so, I filled out the form so that perhaps my hat will be returned to me. I wonder which I'll see first, my hat - or my AP...