Back when Cher's latest hit was the song "Take Me Home," many of my car-less friends got into the habit of muttering under their breath "Cher's Latest Hit" when they wanted to leave someplace and go home.
So one day I'm closing up the record store and this customer is mulling around the video section and just Will Not Leave. So I wander over in her direction and mutter, none too softly, "<cough> Cher's Latest Hit <cough>"
I guess I caught her attention, because she looked right up at me ... and it was Cher.
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