My day so far...
Bum toe.
Cat pee in the shower.
(when I went to rinse it out I belatedly noticed that the drain was closed)
Broken glass in the kitchen.
Dog barf on the living room rug.
(to be fair, this last one could have been in retaliation for forgetting to feed them this morning)
Alien abduction with the added spice of an anal probe can't be too far off.
