[Morrigoon]

OMG, you're totally missing the D&D / L.OTR geek angle! Play him up as fantasizing that he's somehow capable of surviving on a quest through rough country, get shots of him pulling Sting out and wielding it, hell, have him "show and tell" the sword collection while wearing his hobbit costume!

Then play up the Eagle scout thing, just to seal up his image as a mockable dork... and to make it seem like a slightly realistic audition video, like he might have reason to believe he can do it. Be sure to add in shots of him downing some junk food so they get "ideas" about how fun it'll be to watch him be hungry. And maybe get him to make a cooking fire and go through all the trouble of preparing food only to pull out a candy bar while he's waiting and say "a boy scout is always prepared!"