Can't he also paddle one of Davy Crockett's Explorer Canoes? Climb to the top of Tarzan's treehouse? Spin a teacup? Survive an encounter with a yeti? Leap over double strollers in a single bound? Tell a hapless family what time the 3:00 parade is? Sail the high seas with Captain Jack Sparrow? Get thrown into the Briar patch and come out without a scratch?
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