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He hears, from his side, “Greetings. What is it that you want?”

He turns his head, back towards the snake. That’s where the sound had seemed
to come from. The only thing he can think of is that there must be a
speaker, hidden under the snake, or maybe built into that post. He decides
to try asking for help.

“Please,” he croaks again, suddenly feeling dizzy, “I’d love to not be
thirsty any more. I’ve been a long time without water. Can you help me?”

Looking in the direction of the snake, hoping to see where the voice was
coming from this time, he is shocked to see the snake rear back, open its
mouth, and speak. He hears it say, as the dizziness overtakes him and he
falls forward, face first on the stone, “Very well. Coming up.”

A piercing pain shoots through his shoulder. Suddenly he is awake. He sits
up and grabs his shoulder, wincing at the throbbing pain. He’s momentarily
disoriented as he looks around, and then he remembers - the crawl across the
sand, the dark area of stone, the snake. He sees the snake, still wrapped
around the tilted white post, still looking at him.

He reaches up and feels his shoulder, where it hurts. It feels slightly wet.
He pulls his fingers away and looks at them - blood. He feels his shoulder
again - his shirt has what feels like two holes in it - two puncture holes -
they match up with the two aching spots of pain on his shoulder. He had been
bitten. By the snake.

“It’ll feel better in a minute.” He looks up - it’s the snake talking. He
hadn’t dreamed it. Suddenly he notices - he’s not dizzy any more. And more
importantly, he’s not thirsty any more - at all!

“Have I died? Is this the afterlife? Why are you biting me in the
afterlife?”

“Sorry about that, but I had to bite you,” says the snake. “That’s the way I
work. It all comes through the bite. Think of it as natural medicine.”

“You bit me to help me? Why aren’t I thirsty any more? Did you give me a
drink before you bit me? How did I drink enough while unconscious to not be
thirsty any more? I haven’t had a drink for over two days. Well, except for
the windshield wiper fluid… hold it, how in the world does a snake talk?
Are you real? Are you some sort of Disney animation?”

“No,” says the snake, “I’m real. As real as you or anyone is, anyway. I
didn’t give you a drink. I bit you. That’s how it works - it’s what I do. I
bite. I don’t have hands to give you a drink, even if I had water just
sitting around here.”

The man sat stunned for a minute. Here he was, sitting in the middle of the
desert on some strange stone that should be hot but wasn’t, talking to a
snake that could talk back and had just bitten him. And he felt better. Not
great - he was still starving and exhausted, but much better - he was no
longer thirsty. He had started to sweat again, but only slightly. He felt
hot, in this sun, but it was starting to get lower in the sky, and the cool
stone beneath him was a relief he could notice now that he was no longer
dying of thirst.

“I might suggest that we take care of that methanol you now have in your
system with the next request,” continued the snake. “I can guess why you
drank it, but I’m not sure how much you drank, or how much methanol was left
in the wiper fluid. That stuff is nasty. It’ll make you go blind in a day or
two, if you drank enough of it.”

“Ummm, n-next request?” said the man. He put his hand back on his hurting
shoulder and backed away from the snake a little.

“That’s the way it works. If you like, that is,” explained the snake. “You
get three requests. Call them wishes, if you wish.” The snake grinned at his
own joke, and the man drew back a little further from the show of fangs.

“But there are rules,” the snake continued. “The first request is free. The
second requires an agreement of secrecy. The third requires the binding of
responsibility.” The snake looks at the man seriously.

“By the way,” the snake says suddenly, “my name is Nathan. Old Nathan,
Samuel used to call me. He gave me the name. Before that, most of the Bound
used to just call me ‘Snake’. But that got old, and Samuel wouldn’t stand
for it. He said that anything that could talk needed a name. He was big into
names. You can call me Nate, if you wish.” Again, the snake grinned. “Sorry
if I don’t offer to shake, but I think you can understand - my shake sounds
somewhat threatening.” The snake give his rattle a little shake.

“Umm, my name is Jack,” said the man, trying to absorb all of this. “Jack
Samson.

“Can I ask you a question?” Jack says suddenly. “What happened to the
poison…umm, in your bite. Why aren’t I dying now? How did you do that?
What do you mean by that’s how you work?”

“That’s more than one question,” grins Nate. “But I’ll still try to answer
all of them. First, yes, you can ask me a question.” The snake’s grin gets
wider. “Second, the poison is in you. It changed you. You now no longer need
to drink. That’s what you asked for. Or, well, technically, you asked to not
be thirsty any more - but ‘any more’ is such a vague term. I decided to make
it permanent - now, as long as you live, you shouldn’t need to drink much at
all. Your body will conserve water very efficiently. You should be able to
get enough just from the food you eat - much like a creature of the desert.
You’ve been changed.