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Originally Posted by Claire
Fast forward to tomorrow morning:
Dear Diary,
Last night I had the strangest dream. This girl.....I'll call her Erica....brought me flowers. She had a martini in one hand and insisted we go back to her house near the airport to play doctor. She was wearing leather pants and announced as soon as I got into her well-oiled car (no Oil Can Henry service sticker for Erica) that she had recently shaved her pubic hair so that I could see her tattoo. As we walked up to her house, a women came out of the bushes and they got into a physical fight right there in public. Then the three of us made out and got our heads shaved while we watched lesbian porn.
Claire
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HAHAHA!!
OK, you've made my night, Claire!! Teeheehee....
Anyhow, I'm starting to fade fast..
Thanks for being my chase tonight...
-erica