Haha, OMG, who knew Andrew Lloyd Webber would turn out such hilarious food reviews??? Here's another one:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/wine/main.../edlloyd28.xml
(Note to NA and Euro: he mentions some London restaurants in there... You might check out the Ivy some night when you're going to the theatre (IF you're going to the theatre) because I know that's right around the theatres)