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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic
Reminds me of the time I was at the horse races with a lesbian friend of mine when this fine woman walked by and my friend said, "Damn! She's lucky I don't have my dick on."
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Please tell me how to explain to my four year old why I'm laughing my ass off right now....  
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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