Last week I taught my daughter that all you can do is get your chips into the pot with the best hand and the rest is beyond your control so don't sweat it. We commemorated this lesson with a pinkie ring with the ace of spades engraved on it.
Yesterday I explained that it is tacky to "upgrade" your drink when someone offers to buy the next round. I bought her a minature shot glass necklace that she is to wear as a constant reminder.
Now where's my FOTY trophy and Applebees gift card?
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