[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Mmmm....bun. I believe that veggie burger is also called "a roll." Because of their murdering focus on mammalian meat I've only eaten there once to have fries while Lani had a burger. The fries were horrible so I now just watch when the mood strikes her.

I'm not a big ol' fan of their fries either. Who ordered the paper tray of limp & flaccid styrofoam shoelaces? Not I!

I don't eat fast food. EVER. I could tell you why, but then you'd luge the In-N-Out burger you so richly enjoy, thus ruining all future burger dreams and wishes whilst leaving you thinking that what I shared was the stuff of urban legends but in this case it's true. Then, you'd be all driving in your car n' stuff, rumbling tummy, with a thought bubble above your head that says this and only this: "That bitch Ally totally ruined my double beef patty joy by sharing that disgusting one time at In-N-Out story" except that in my case it wasn't at an In-N-Out. It was at a McDonald's. And nobody BUT nobody should ever have what happened to my fish filet happen to them.

But then you'd realize that In-N-Out is no McDonald's and a fish filet is no burger. The clouds lift, a rainbow appears, and all of your unwavering beef faith is restored. With a smile in place, your thought bubble would now be filled with this loving sentiment: "That Ally is a class act and while I may never admit it, she is the reason that I log on."

Bon Appetit!