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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke
My Horoscope for tomorrow:
I'm all for the bacon, but what's with skipping the java? This stuff is a krock.
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Hmmm...Your Free Will Forcast isn't much better:
Horoscope for week of February 24, 2005
Austrian Prince Pal Antal Esterhazy (1786-1866) was renowned for his extravagance. Roaming across Europe for decades in a constant state of vacation, he squandered his stupendous fortune. In one infamous stunt, he removed a priceless Titian painting from its frame and had it made into the lining for his coat. In bringing this to your attention, Aquarius, I don't mean to imply that you're as profligate as Esterhazy. But there is a way in which you're being as wasteful with one of your valuable assets as he was with his Titian. Fix this glitch, please.
Better not let NA know you're lining your jacket with priceless works of art- she'll think you've gone a little overboard on the Swank thing....
