Last night we watched
Tuck Everlasting with the kids.
And since my husband and I routinely turn every movie title into a Porn title, we snickered immaturely throughout the movie.....it's just so obvious.
Then we watched
Suspicion.....I think my husband has a crush on Cary Grant......as we had the choice of Goodfellas, The Deer Hunter, and about ten other semi-manly choices from the AFI list.....but the second he found out I had a Cary Grant movie, he was all over it. And here I thought he was jonesing for Hitchcock flicks....that's not it at all! It's freaking Cary Grant.
How can I compete with Cary Grant???
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.