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Originally Posted by Stephen King
it matters not how much you jump and dance; the last two drops go in your pants.
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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis
I learned it as "No matter how you squirm and dance, The last drop always lands in your pants."
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Both of these fulfill my need for more syllables, and keep the ambiguity that Alex rightfully pointed out. I'm satisfied.
