[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

Once upon a time, about ten thousand years from now, there was a beautiful robot princess. She wanted nothing more than to fall in love with a handsome prince, get married, and have her very own robto <3 children. So one day, she made a deal with the local magical sentient blob, who telepathically said to her:

"I shall send you
into the past,
to a time when
there were plenty
of prince charmings,"

and she traveled back in time, where she held a job as a sexy librarian. When she fell in love, the couple was whisked back to the future by the sentient blob (who has always been and always will be--think of it like Q, only shapeless and less funny). Unfortunately, though the robot princess and her prince charming were in love and lived happily ever after, there were no robot <3 children for obvious reasons. The moral of this tale, according to Aesop, is "never take advice from your local magical sentient blob--they tend to leave important details out."

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