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Good golly, with all the people I've lost in just a few years span, I'd look like some chinsy, postmortem Liz Taylor tribute. "Why,This is my best friend around my neck, my boyfriend on my wrist, my Grandpas on my fingers and my canines on my ankle. Envious much?" Turning the people I loved with all of my heart and soul into shimmering topazes seems.. wrong. I wonder if they could offer me a "lose 3 people get the fourth free" coupon.

Ally the prim reaper. Me in a faux-fur lined, pink hood and crystal-studded sickle combo actually seems..fitting.

Alex, my late Grandpa always used to say, "when I die, I don't want a fancy funeral. Just shove a bone up my ass and let wild dogs drag me down the street". No lie. Sadly, when planning his funeral at the mortuary, they offered no "wild dog" package, so my Grandpa got a lovely, traditional Catholic funeral instead. But thinking of that always makes me giggle.