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		 You could spend your 30th like I spent mine; drinking copious amounts of alcohol, crawling into your closet – sobbing uncontrollably because your life is over now that you’re 30, and waking up in the morning drooling on your shoes…….     
 
 
 
 
Then again... maybe not. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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				Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
			 
		
		
		
		
	
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