[Cadaverous Pallor]

I have to say I have no problem with having the noms on stage, and giving an award in the aisle. It gives the winners more time to talk. Did you know that the time they are allotted doesn't start when they get to the mike - it starts when the winner is announced? I'm sure they're happy they don't have to run down the aisle so they have time to thank their deceased mother.