04-25-2007, 10:23 PM
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#8273
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Originally Posted by Morrigoon
Exactly. The sex scenes are usually fairly boring and predictable. Usually involving some metaphor about sheathing swords, and almost inevitably using the word throbbing at least once per sex scene, and usually some time the day after.
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Originally Posted by MouseWife
'She felt his manlyness, as he held her close. her: " But no, that must just be a natural reaction, not to me, he would never find me attractive, I am not his type...." him: 'Oh, I am bursting with passion for this woman, this creature, but, she is so fragile, so special. I can not do anything to harm her, I can never let her know my true feelings, I am a beast...."
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Now I'm giggling.
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