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Aw, Mouse Adventure memories. I had so much fun playing!

However, many factors have prohibited me from ever participating again.

*Last time that I played, I volunteered to tackle the Critter Country puzzles. My team went one way, and I went....shopping. Oops. I still solved the puzzles, though, so there! I did my part.

*I always make an air-headed blunder that everybody delights in.

*I'm the world's laziest person.

*I physically melt in the sun. No, really. I perspire more then Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown combined. This causes me to whine.

*I always want to stop & socialize with competing teams but they won't even look at me because they follow rules n' stuff.

*I'm the world's laziest person.

*I'm practicing to become the world's next Anna Nicole, so I dedicate my weekends to never getting out of bed in order to get my training in.

*I think I just might suck as a teammate (see above).

*I'd bet my annual passport that nobody misses my lazy ass making an appearance.