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Originally Posted by DreadPirateRoberts
I'll file this one away for future use.
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Presumably, by the time I'm old (though I still expect to die before that happens) all the current oldies will be dead or too forgetful to be amused by anything other than the occasional pleasant warmth in their crotch that seems to annoy the nurses. (I tease out of affection; and because their old bones can't catch me.)
Plus, I loved wearing glasses (99% of the time) and won't really be upset when I have to go back to wearing them.