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I've found a new career- breastologist!

As far as tp goes, the front bathroom only holds the regular size rolls, so I buy a large package and put the extra rolls under the sink. Change your own damn roll when it runs out. The master bathroom holds the double rolls, so those are better.

The cats have thankfully not discovered how to unroll the tp, which is good because hubby has fits if the toilet paper is put on the roll wrong. It's got to unroll from the top, not the bottom.