[Cadaverous Pallor]

Wired magazine (along with other mags, I believe) has a contest each month for odd things sent to them in the mail. They always have a picture of the oddest thing they received in the letters section. It continues to surprise me. This month's - a piano key. Not just the visible key, but the entire piece going all the way into the piano (probably a foot and a half long). The sender wrote on it - "at this rate, it'll take a long time for me to send you the whole piano."