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We saw it last night.

I truly recommend the last hour of the film. If you can force yourself to sit through two hours of excrutiating hell, the last hour will be an enjoyable pay-off for you. In fact, just show up two hours late to the cinema to avoid most of the messy & convoluted storyline that is Pirates 3.

I agree that an hour could have easily been trimmed! How so?

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The whole Calypso storyline needed to go. It added nothing but frustration to the film. I also could have done without Capt. Sparrow's experience in a crab-filled purgatory as well as his dialogue with all of the "other" Capt. Sparrows. When two mini Sparrows were clinging to his beaded dreads offering him advice, I was like "this is just the embarrassing end of this franchise & too bad I've never done a hallucinogen in my life because now is definitely the time to be on one."

I was so disappointed. Mainly because it's way easy to entertain me & this failed in doing so. It was a dark movie, both figuratively & literally. At one point, I completely dozed off, only to have a humiliating muscle sleep spasm occur in my right leg, sending it kicking in the air & startling my boyfriend. At least that got my adrenaline goin' and kept me awake for the remainder of the film. Good golly, though, that film would just NOT END.

My favorite scene in the movie?

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The transition scene that takes us to Captain Jack's netherworld. The screen goes completely black & you are treated to dialogue from the Pirates Of The Caribbean attraction at Disneyland. Also, I totally enjoyed Keith Richards & Geoffrey Rush's characters.

Okay, it's early Sunday morning & I'm not making much sense. I just was so saddened by this film & like mousepod I enjoyed the second Pirates!

Now I have to brace myself for Transformers, which, after seeing the trailer, my boyfriend declared looked like the coolest movie ever & we are so going to see it!

Yay.