Ahoy! The Commodore here, darlings! While I'm much more comfortable dockside, sipping something with an umbrella in it and "interviewing" prospective cabin boys, the very thought of going down in something that long, that hard, and that full of seamen has me all atwitter. When I discovered there was an opening on an upcoming cruise, I just had relay my desire to help find N.E.M.O. I believe it stands for Nudge Every Man Overboard? Which, of course, I am all for. Any opportunity to practice administering "the kiss of life," you know.
I'm off to get my hat blocked, "sea" you later! Toot!
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Does anyone still wear a hat?
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