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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812
Hypothetical.
Imagine a singer woman living on her own in her 30s. She has 2 cats. A good job. No steady boyfriend/accomplice/SO/husband/lover/lesbian tryst/paramour/designated driver to speak of.
Now, imagine this same person drinking a bottle of wine. Half a bottle of wine. Enough wine to get her a bit tipsy since she's only had raw veggies and fruit to eat for dinner. Picture her also dancing around her apartment at 11:15 pm, listening to Meat Loaf's 'Bat out of Hell' album.
What would you have to say about such a person?
Now, I want you to think very carefully before you answer.
Because I have a gun.
A water gun.
Full of urine.
And it's aimed right at you in case I don't like your answer to this completely hypothetical question.
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Sounds like a "Bridget Jones" moment to me. I'd say... "Good music choice"
In other news...
I know every doggy mommy is guilty of saying this, but I really do believe I have the cutest dog *ever*. Look at this guy!:
