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Originally Posted by Not Afraid
"Rashers of Bacon".............
It made me think of this:
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You mean this:
Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness. Change my queenly rainment to a peddler's cloak.
- Mummy dust, to make me old.
- To shroud my clothes, the black of night.
- To age my voice, and old hag's cackle.
- To whiten my hair, a scream of fright.
- A blast of wind to fan my hate.
- To widen my fanny, a rasher of bacon.
A thunderbolt to mix it well.
Now, begin thy magic spell.