Grandview, WA.....I know it as Grandma's town, you might know it because about ten years ago the wrestling team faced charges for taping a new wrestler's ass cheeks together on the bus....plus it's in the shadow of Hanford and no one likes a three-eyed fish more than me.
http://www.grandview.wa.us/
Speaking of three-eyed fish......
http://www.orcity.org/ Oregon City, OR is full of not-so-purdy folks. I don't get it...it's the weirdest assortment of trailers that has a city government and its own school district! Big bangs, stretch pants, and scrunchies are still all the rage here. Ditto Gresham and Estacada, too. It's like stepping into 1987. So weird!
Yreka, CA.....why? Why not just move it all up to Oregon and be done with it? Y'all Yrekans don't really fit in with Californians anyway...it's like you're missing the point of living IN California!
http://www.yrekachamber.com/ Ditto Redding. White stretch pants are NOT okay!
Dallas, OR.....ugh. Why DALLAS??? And why is it that you assume everyone else in the country should know that there's a Dallas, Oregon?? Hello? Dallas, TEXAS is the Dallas people most associate with the name DALLAS. And WHY must you all name your freaking children DALLAS?? And the fact that the town was founded by the KKK really adds in your favor. Go Dallas Dragons!!
http://www.ci.dallas.or.us/
I also really love New Orleans and NYC.
